blad-the-inhaler:

valucard:

tumblr is a very bad website but outsiders call it bad for all the wrong reasons

non-Tumblr: ha stupid fangirls fainting over yaoi and microagressions all day lol

Tumblr: Do You Understand There Are Train-Fetishizing Nazis Here

1892:

every student @ the whiteboard when there’s no teacher in the room

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

andhumanslovedstories:

Getting older and then looking at all these teenagers who have to save the world…..why did I ever think that was acceptable……..they’re so young….let Katniss sleep…….let Harry Potter have a normal school year……..Aang is literally 12, I’m twice his age and incapable of 1 percent of his plot duties, these poor children, these poor acne encrusted puberty enduring babies

renniequeer:

You: Wreck it Ralph 2 is going to be the first time we’ve seen multiple Disney princesses together in the same canon!

Me, an intellectual:

omegaling:

When your pad’s on crooked but you don’t realize it until after you leave a public bathroom

transhumanisticpanspermia:

franklyfranchia:

targent:

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

Monster fuckers and furries are the two ends on the same spectrum with werewolves in the exaxt middle.

bugcore:

You’re right and you should say it

cardozzza:

girldemon:

dykealectics:

straight and gay siblings hanging out

Are you kidding me, regular meowth is gay too

Grumpy gay & glamor gay

ryoubakvra:

ryoubakvra:

you don’t get to call yourself a monsterfucker if your idea of a monster is an anime girl with demon horns

you also don’t get to call yourself an alienfucker if your idea of an alien is a playboy model with blue skin