atomicwrongs:

atomicwrongs:

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby

But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!

inkbomber:

andhumanslovedstories:

carnival-phantasm:

king-of-heroes-official:

orcs aren’t really mosters tbh. they’re demihumans. it’s barely above wanting to fuck catgirls.

This is a hot take that could possibly lead to chaos in the already fragile monster fucking community

If I look at a mouth and instinctually know how to kiss it with my human mouth, it is not a monster, it is a variation on a person, probably with larger than average teeth. It isn’t a monster until I have to strategize

bold of you to assume i know how to kiss a human mouth

rayyyder:

petties-anonymous:

beachdeath:

beachdeath:

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

Hell: empty
Devils: here
Dick: out

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

softuris:

reblog if you’re a slut for worm on a string

neilnevins:

the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s