alright I’ve got a One Free Kinkshame pass that expires this week so I’m gonna go ahead and use it in response to some fairly surreal undertale porn i just saw: who the FUCK is whippin their dripper to skeletons with butt plugs crammed into their tail bones. i mean i know this is The Internet and all but i am at a loss. they’re bones, my dudes. you wanna stick your dick in some bones? you gonna stick your dick in some gotdamn bones? bones can’t feel, pal buddy. I’m sorry. they Can’t. butt plugs don’t work on bones. thats like plugging your HDMI cable into your electric toothbrush. its feasible but nothing is gonna happen, i promise. all i can imagine is what that would sound like. you shove some vibrating bullshit up into some bones and its just gonna be CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK. gonna sound like all your grandma’s hanging lawn ornaments in a hurricane. you wanna fuck your grandma’s lawn ornaments? you wanna shove a butt plug in your grandma’s butterfly windsock and play your fiddle to it you piece of shit? Unbelievable
yall are so fake for making sans undertale jokes like wasnt our Friend. like he didnt buy us a Meal at grillby’s. like he didnt help Hide You from papyrus. like he didnt stack hotdogs ON YOUR HEAD. yall are such fake friends and you need to know.
@shayromi , I changed my avatar to brighten up your day. :p
Sorry I couldn’t answer all the asks. Some, I telepathically replied with thumbs up and TYs. And some I just keep in inbox so I could remember their names 😀 (I’m not using tumblr properly I know. ^^;)
we’re all on here like “heuh huh sans undertale” as if undertale didnt personally take our hand circa 2015 and lead us outta depression fuck our fake asses
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