Tiffany Haddish getting drunk and telling the story of Rose Valland, an art curator who recovered stolen art from the Nazis during WWII, is everything I’ve never thought I needed in life. Someone PLEASE make this a regular thing with her. I guarantee our children and we, as a society, would learn more from her valuable teachings. [Full video here]
When the game shits you and pushes its middle finger up to yours
what IS THIS
Ah yes the wonderful Kaiso trap
No
“
A Kaizo Trap is a type of video game Hope Spot: You have just finished a difficult challenge, such as defeating a boss, completing a level, or even winning the whole game. The battle is over and you breathe a sigh of relief. Then the game kills you during the victory cutscene, and you have to do it all over again.The player has to find a way to defuse the trap before completing their actual goal, as their fate is otherwise unavoidable after triggering the cutscene and losing control of their character.
“
Thank you for the information, now I can look for more videos and not sleep whole night because I’m laughing uncontrollably with tears in my eyes at the game videos.
the term “Kaizo” and it’s colloquial meaning originated from the famous Kaizo Mario World rom hack, Jisaku no Kaizō Mario (Super Mario World) o Yūjin ni Play Saseru (making my friend play through my super mario world hack). the word translates literally to “reconstructed” and is now synonymous with near impossible rom hacks for games. some great videos to watch are the tool assisted speedruns (TAS) of Kaizo Mario World 1-3. theyre a lot of fun.
My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.
When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.
Take it in your heart
Take it in your heart, heart, heart, heart 🎵🎵🎶
I’m never going to get over this. The demon-possessed child with dance moves from the devil, while also dressed like my uncle. His dad giving him a lil’ pat on the chest right before he goes ham. The perfect 90s sunglasses indoors. The gays in the background. The perfect combination of slavic and 90s vibes in one video.
TDLBallistic's Shitpost Emporium 