Please enjoy!! 💖 I worked real hard on this. If you could check out the YouTube version as well you’d make my day ;w; (my channel is Kellyanimallover and the video is called Kingdom Hearts Boys)
Basic translation: Hey dude, I just cought this animal. Tell me what kind of animal this is. Look. It’s odd, I found it. I thought it was a duck. Look at it’s feet. *bird kicks* Ey, calm down bitch, don’t bite me. My mom has a zoo at her house so I’m gonna take it to her. But look, it’s an odd animal- *bird starts bitting* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! IT BIT ME, SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!! AHHHHH!!! IT’S BITTING ME DUDE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! FUCK!! AHHHHHH!!! BITCH, LET ME GO!! AAHHHHH!!!
this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it
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