what does this MEAN – TDLBallistic's Shitpost Emporium

straightboyfriend:

me at 4 am: i should get some water

me in my head: i can’t because five nights at freddy’s will be at. the fridge

bipeoplearentyourpawns:

fatfae:

gwendolynroselives:

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

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