what the fuck – TDLBallistic's Shitpost Emporium

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despazito:

konkeydongcountry:

i tried my hand at recreating the iconic theme song (original post)

bringing back my favourite audio post in honour of stephen hillenburg

sylveongender:

randomslasher:

mycatstail:

egg-tampon:

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

I literally had the sensation of being slammed back in time just now

nowadays we make bad content all day

unfaggy:

holybooks:

when you know he only likes clowns so you spend all day getting your makeup on and he’s grinding his 8.5×7″ shit against your lime green overalls and youre about to drop that circus pussy down on him when he asks if he can be the top in the stephen king roleplay this time

am I hallucinating

cocosnoodle:

cocosnoodle:

Because i NEVER see the famous image of that iridescent white lipped python given credit, this guy is the OP. I included a newer image too because chrisssssssstopher is still uploading WLP if any one wants to follow the owner of these images.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIQ6cx_gcCq/

Lmao theres another 20k note repost of one of his photos with the word Gucci written across it, heres my reminder to you heathens

kassasaurus-rex:

YEAH, GOOGLE?? YEAH?????

sheis:

xtec:

spazerbeam:

lmaonade:

you guys still using a keyboard and mouse to game? i dual wield two mice and nothing else

What about a dual mouse setup that is ALSO a keyboard?

*accidentally turns these the wrong way, unlocking the air lock, killing me instantly*

zebcuson:

cool-ghoul:

raiseyourweapon:

uncle-billy-offical:

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

This show hurts my brain

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

niggasandcomputers:

afrikangyal:

noirkvn:

snatchedweaves:

asiareneebelike:

wtf

This entire gif stressed me out

i see a dog wtf

Add like 75-113 people on the crosswalks n road n its NYC