playing skyrim for the first time: omg i have no sense of direction and i’ll never make it from riverwood to whiterun, better check my map every 5 seconds!!!
starting a new game years later: *jumps in the river and catches 73 salmon while floating downstream to whiterun*
IM AT A WORK MEETIBNG AND THIS ABSOLUTE BASTARD OF A MAN IS EATING AN APPLE BOTTOM-DOWN CORE AND ALL. JUST FUCKING CRUNCHING AWAY LIKE THATS HOW HUMANS EAT APPLES.
i didnt want to bother with animating so i just made it so the sylveon arms move to the specific letter of ymca whenever i hit any of the letters on the keyboard but this ended up having terrifying consequences when keysmashing
Anyone else remember that Canadian reality TV show where two contestants with zero experience get left in the wilderness and have to get out while that cowboy tracked them down on his horse ? And the contestants had to outrun and hide and they’d see him galloping over in the distance and they’d just get so scared and start sprinting into the bushes but they would always tumble down a hill or something and hurt they’re legs and the cowboy would catch up and lasso them??
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