karethdreams:

bunjywunjy:

jackthevulture:

xenomorv:

jackthevulture:

snakemop:

jackthevulture:

jackthevulture:

The permian is interesting as hell but it is so

so deeply cursed

X

Capitalizing the first letter while capslocks is on

#delete later

dont you dare act like this isnt a perfect addition to this post

counterpoint

The permian is what happens when you zoom in too far while drawing and then zoom back out and realize your anatomy is fucked to shit

upon further analysis

The Permian was apparently Earth’s Griffin “No Middle Sliders” McElroy phase.

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/dragonsexcalendar/174008714010/tumblr_o0ke3aIxob1skkkek?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://dragonsexcalendar.tumblr.com/post/174008714010/audio_player_iframe/dragonsexcalendar/tumblr_o0ke3aIxob1skkkek?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdragonsexcalendar%2F174008714010%2Ftumblr_o0ke3aIxob1skkkek

peppermint-bones:

dasdeath:

What the ever living fuck

sourcandeyes:

striders:

sourcandeyes:

striders:

today courtney and i saw an ad for a kickstarter for ketchup slices. like squares of dehydrated fruit-rollup-esque ketchup leather. and hours later i’m still fucking furious

t-tomatoes?

no like literal ketchup leather

that’s a fucking grilled cheese with a dried ketchup slice. like they made a whole sheet of the crust around the cap of the ketchup bottle. i’m livid

i don’t know what to do with this information

rasticore:

frezgle:

r-type:

japanese game companies in the 90s: let’s commission an artist to draw a picture of the character for the cover art

localization teams: throw that shit in the garbage, it’s time for a nightmarish 3d render

Japanese Panzer Dragoon boxart: Done by fucking MOEBIUS, wonderful, amazing

American Panzer Dragoon boxart: This horror

never forget american Ico box vs Japan/PAL

punkfaery:

paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations haven’t got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that you’ve painted with edible gold leaf

me, shoving handfuls of reheated takeout pizza into my gaping maw: a rookie mistake