its so wild to me that like back in fantroll days you could draw up a giant detailed info graphic on each of your OCs genitals and have it labeled and put out on your blog before god jesus and everyone and that was just like. normal
i fucking wish i was but the generally accepted headcanon about HS trolls (i think? i was never in the fandom i was just spectating) was that they had highly variable tentacle things for crotches and it was totally acceptable to painstakingly illustrate this for your fan characters and then just post it
they were called tentabulges and i made money drawing them for people. not normal online commissions, i mean they’d pay me irl and i’d draw actual physical homesmut and give it to them right there in the real world in the college student lounge.
“braver than any US marine” doesn’t even begin to cover it
the past tense used throughout this post is awful presumptuous
Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
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