the boys:
- ability to crack open a cold one at any time to heal very small amounts damage
- fights in towns raise attack power by 20
- easily lured by milkshakes
the lads:
- cheeky nandos restores all hp, but takes five turns to prepare and can very easily be screwed up
- can summon mates and/or chaps to attack when pp is full
- very limited amount of regular special abilities
the boys:
- can clense themselves of any polymorph effects by using “boys will be boys“
the lads:
- can hit eachother with chairs to abuse stack gaining mechanics
Tag: wow
every time i see this fucking picture i am overwhelmed by the urge to make a bizarre, gutteral sound to accompany it.
anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity
My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”
That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn
hey @staff quick question,,
Yeah?
Why it get so dark like that
of all the arbitrary differences between america and britain, this one is my favorite
I really did just draw Karl in your 2017
So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was
“Ah, my fart cone.”
So anyway
This was a thrill from start to finish
Know your place
it be like that sometimes
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