Now you want me to believe that four guys traveling together
would keep everything clean and tidy?

my dumbass lizard brain slowly realizing why im sad and hungry after not eating for 20 hours: perhaps i require some sort of…… nutrients based substance…… something that i could ingest…… it is possible that i need some…… vitamins and minerals……

I shall now attempt to summarize fma in one sentence

cryoverkiltmilk:

i-am-snowils-admiral:

Two little boys take the “bargaining” stage of grief a little too literally.

The term “bodybuilding” is grossly misunderstood.

cptainflint:

me: logs into gmail from a different computer

my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself

broexplosionmurder:

azothean:

hinaofficial:

who has that one video of someone playing some survival game and some player runs by blasting death grips while being chased by animals and it just fades into the distance

https://safe.txmblr.com/svc/embed/inline/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCrbaPi5J0Eg#embed-5ab7585eea38f393610575

purpleprosegang:

dadhopper:

elevenspower:

dadhopper:

She’s procrastinating

who

the girl reading this

Originally posted by speckledsnail

mintyskulls:

I have no reason nor excuse

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tinyfloatingwhales:

I refuse to turn the sound on someone please tell me it’s the X-Files theme

daxratchet:

me when i finish eating and i got some shit stuck on my teeth

lumsel:

acoolguy:

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly