Me: wow I’m way too attached to fictional characters
Me: *sees y’all send death threats to writers because you didn’t agree with their decisions*
Me: never mind I’m attached the healthy amount
Tag: yeeeaaaaah
me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around
my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature