u ever just want to sit at the bottom of a pool or something. like if i could breathe underwater it would be a really nice, peaceful environment. especially if it was sunny and the water was nice and warm. just sittin there, watching the sunlight dance on the tiles? yeah. that’s a nice thought

littlebabybeansprout:

You don’t get me, mom! Living in the woods is not a phase! I talk to frogs bc I want to, not bc all my friends are doing it!!!

so hwat if i wanna lie down in the moss and let toads sleep on my belly. this is who i am, mother

ourspecial:

blackfairypresident:

Y’all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make.

you know what’s even better than a guilty pleasure?

adhdkirabraginsky:

a smug indulgence. tell yourself, “i’m gonna do this thing because i like it, and there’s nothing you can do to make me feel bad about it!” eat that cake! read that romance novel! be free!!!

yardovich:

borst-behavior:

yardovich:

wayneradiotv:

youtube poop convention: YouConPoop

ConTubePoop

“dude have you been by Deepercutt’s booth” “Yeah, it was just like 6 guys trading around a sleeve of Oreos and saying ‘Blaster’ to eachother”

that sounds like a good fucking time honestly

transphantom:

tilapiamafia:

drawing-prompt-s:

A creature that is to horses as orcs are to humans

bison – orc horses

deer – elf horses

shetland pony – dwarf horses

donkey – halfling horses

pronghorn – gnome horses

pussykraken:

my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n wen som1 would ask me wot th fuck i was doing i would b like “Potion”

crxwn-clxwn:

i love how

unapologetically

minecraft this later half of 2018 is

qxessence:

aplaceofhisown:

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible