Tag: yes

k-phoenix:

lightspeedsound:

Ok if your introvert friend tells you “you don’t count as people” you know they will ride or die with you for life. Not counting as people is the introvert Platonic friend equivalent of getting married.

My SO once told me that “time with you is basically me-time” and it is the most beautiful thing and the most sincere form of ‘I love you’ I’ve ever heard.

So I was talking to my partner bout the new “light fury” and my theory is that she’s from an arctic area, the white would work as camo and her head shape is bulkier/rounder so my theory for that is that she’s thicker boned to be able to crush through ice to hunt fish. Since we haven’t seen her wings/tail yet I’m theorizing they’ll be smaller and more rounded, more like whale fines that wings

kaijutegu:

nonbinarydave:

i-m-snek:

kaijutegu:

i-m-snek:

Right!! And if you look it seems like she has a back fin that is folded down. Her design just screams water dragon!

every time i look at her, there’s a huge part of my brain that just starts screaming “BELUGA”

RIGHT! Like she 100% looks like she’s based off of a Beluga whale!

You know I didn’t even think of this and this makes so much sense I hope that’s EXACTLY what it is

I’m desperately hoping she’s aquatic because if it IS sexual dimorphism it’s extremely lazy, but if she’s aquatic, it’s really neat adaptations. 

shorter claws, bigger forehead, shorter nose, fewer and smaller… flanges? whatever those things on the side of the head are. 

all of these things could be beluga-esque elements! especially the flanges, if she’s aquatic they may have reduced for streamlining purposes.

cerianthecat:

hungrylikethewolfie:

hungrylikethewolfie:

Concept: elves who fully fail to grasp the difference between their lifespan and that of humans. Coming back to a town like “wtf this shop was JUST HERE last decade years ago I don’t understand” “what do you mean Philipp isn’t here this is his house I just visited him 50 years ago” “I’m sorry this potion is HOW MUCH I should be able to get TWELVE for that price!”

Elves still using human slang from 100 years ago because this is how the young people speak these days, yes?

Elves with a smug sense of superiority because their clothing is appropriate trendy who just happened to revisit humans when the fashion had cycled back around.

Elves apologizing profusely because the item they gave a human hero was passed down through three generations and then broke, it lasted less than a century they have embarrassed themselves and their kinfolk with such a shoddy gift.

Elves who commisioned a human craftsman than return to the shop 50+ years later confused that the item has long since been sold to someone else, or hidden away

jumpingjacktrash:

systlin:

jedifish81:

systlin:

lewd-plants:

systlin:

lewd-plants:

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

O’sha. 

Obviously 

THAT’S PERFECT

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly. 

the only divinity where you don’t take your hat off in the temple – you put your hat ON.

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yugi: i wish for true friends
yami: shit. friends. okay. friends. it’s been a few thousand years but i can do “friend”
yami: *just fuckign murders anyone who is ever mean to yugi*
yami: am i doing it right

digivolvin:

exphautaz:

asgardian-viking:

digivolvin:

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

Narcissus wrote this

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me