snakegay:

2015: glitch that basically let people fuck with post formatting and everything looked like this

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2018: staff ignored the spambot problem for like years at this point and the app was removed from the app store as a result of the site being absolutely fucking laden with spambots, which finally motivated them to do something about it, resulting in a hastily made protocol to detect bots utterly failing and deleting half of the sites userbase

hurleyquinn:

kafkamilktea:

akoolguy:

kafkamilktea:

thighlander:

ihatejonarbuckle:

kafkamilktea:

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

russian kinder surprise

That looks like it’s made of coal.

It tasted like coal

you ate a vase

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

What the fuck is going on in your life