what’s cool about tumblr is that the desktop and mobile versions are both fucked up but in completely different ways

Reblog if you’re in the ‘My ship isn’t canon but we got dope fanfiction’ club

the reason why im postin abt the gila monster 2day is bc like

this is their face. & this is their skulls

uzumakijpeg:

uzumakijpeg:

have you ever finished a test in 30 minutes and no one else was even close to being done

i’m either really smart or i fucked up entirely

nailed it or failed it

axleheart:

boymilk:

buhbee:

buhbee:

i make 1 typing error

One.

iamoutofideas:

psyducked:

the day that tumblr removed the ability to edit posts because Mr Tumblypoos complained about the taste of cock edit is the day this website took a permanent turn for the worst

but god fucking damn what a way to go out

mrcuddlyfins:

jolder:

colour me intrigued

Isn’t this the premise of Soul Eater?

mandareeboo:

I love how Garnet and Pearl character development episodes are like “Steven goes into Pearl’s mind and meets multiple aspects of her guilt-ridden past personified” and “Steven follows Garnet into the improbable and helps her come to terms with how uncertain fate truly is” and then with Amethyst it’s like “Steven and Amethyst fucking fight each other” and “Steven tackles Amethyst out of the sky while having a screaming match about his therapy practices.”

billiam-spockspeare:

gaypoedameron:

u know when u watch a movie and afterward you’re like “god the score was so fucken good who composed it” and the answer is hans zimmer every time

he is just That Bitch

scotchtapeofficial:

insertgempridehere:

scotchtapeofficial:

hyenas are just butch cats

Hyenas are canines you dipstick

and whom is the dipstick now?