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nhyworks:

yiffmaster:

liache:

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

amajikie:

a sleepy froppy & protective tentacole ♡

dontstarvetrash:

beanbunz:

I paused Kung Fu Panda Holiday at the perfect moment

when your math teacher is moving on to the next chapter but you still don’t know anything

cancerianfactsdaily:

sometimes the stupid bitch in your life is you and thats all cool

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Human: “Oh. Damn. You really beat the snot out of him, huh?”

Robot: “Eh. He’ll live.”

Human: “I thought you had like… laws about this kind of thing. About harming humans?”

Robot: “Oh, the Asimov restrictions? I wouldn’t call those laws. They’re more like… guidelines.”

Human: “Mm. Don’t like that.”

Robot: “Well, he’s dead. You sure murdered him… effectively.”

Human: “It wasn’t murder. I was acting in self-defense.”

Robot: “Huh. I thought you had laws about not killing each other.”

Human: “…I mean. We do, but…”

Robot: “If I had eyebrows, I would be waggling them at you sardonically to emphasize the irony of this exchange.”

sectonia:

no offense but fly me to the moon and let me play amongst the stars,let me see what spring is like on jupiter and mars

live4love136:

All of this started when I was going through my old asks and this anon here (from i belive 2 years ago) catched my attention

The rest is just me having a lot of fun. see what I can do when I’m inspired? :’)

also

they’re sleeping

kramergate:

kramergate:

not to brag but this splat of mystery goo on the floor of the electronics section in my local walmart matches my shoes

i gingerly picked it up and told someone who works here thay i found it on the floor and is there somewhere i could throw it away and they looked at me like they wished i was dead

fujinkumi:

me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube

youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.