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avelyst:

In this house we love and appreciate Ladynoir.

@miraculousfluffmonth Day 11: First Kiss(es)

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mechagodzilla:

mechagodzilla:

metroidtwo:

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

what button

what fucking button

ritwells:

2D & noodle goofin’

ruinedchildhood:

source

artsy-rc:

some chubby chus

honexjams:

gothvegas:

gothvegas:

Ok I’m gonna preface this with that I absolutely respect and care for all living things including all types of bugs

But I jsut really really hate this

The comments on this post are chaos incarnate and have been ruining my day

yall r wilin

not-so-tall-gay-danny:

thatthreeanon:

burdmom:

annajiejie:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting.

Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault.

So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”

whats a king to a bard

Thats literally a dnd skill

Vicious mockery at sixth level

eltorasmakesfanart:

He’s so gross. I love him SO MUCH.

leftboob-enthusiast:

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)