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I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

tiredly scootin her way into your heart

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

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get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

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*buying vodka*
cashier: can i see your ID?
me: ya *shows her my full back tattoo of Vriska Serket*

this post is a death sentence

its actually three sentences but thank you please fall asleep

what do you mean fall asleejsfhksfbfjafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

relishboi:

hminteresting:

relishboi:

relishboi:

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

this picture literally is divine influence

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

milsae:

just another thing i love on earth

krafteasymac:

trashboat:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

mineapple:

yeahponcho:

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video