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thedoubteriswise:

iesika:

arachnaboy:

ragnarokapologist:

ragnarokapologist:

all of thor’s girl friends are lesbians and he goes with them to asgardian pubs to be their wingman

thor going up to pub girl: hello are you perchance a lover of women?

pub girl: uh sure yeah

thor leaping to the side to reveal his horde of lesbian friends standing behind him: tonight is your lucky night milady! lesbians abound!

girl: omg aren’t you the god of lesbians

thor: *crying tears of joy* y,,,es i am 

hela: what were you the god of again?

hela: *tackled by 50 lesbians*

I don’t know that a character played by cate blanchett needs thor’s help to be tackled by 50 lesbians


http://dragonsexcalendar.tumblr.com/post/177098112272/audio_player_iframe/dragonsexcalendar/tumblr_p2vwgegilk1ro7vxh?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdragonsexcalendar%2F177098112272%2Ftumblr_p2vwgegilk1ro7vxh

cornerof5thandvermouth:

maverick-ornithography:

itsbenedict:

@maverick-ornithography i felt like i needed to try my hand at the most convincing sales pitch i’ve ever heard

Maybe I’m alone in feeling this way but for me the real sign you’ve made it as a Writer On Tumblr is when somebody loves one of your posts enough to perform and record it. Thank you for this, it has really brightened my day 🙂

(image source [X] , since it got lost in translation so to speak)

This runs through my mind so often I’m fairly certain I’m going to come out from anaesthesia muttering this

indigoire:

forest-royalty:

i want the epilogue to be john egbert writing a game review for sburb on amazon 

“4/5 stars. very immersive! met a lot of new people while playing. lots of content. the only reason i am not giving it the full five stars is because my dad died during the course of the game, along with the whole human race.”

aviculor:

gomjabbar:

it’s really funny how many people on here make jokes about anti-vaxxers and flat earthers but they practice astrology at the same time even though it’s literally the same pseudo-scientific bullshit

Looking up your horoscope doesn’t give kids polio.