its so wild to me that like back in fantroll days you could draw up a giant detailed info graphic on each of your OCs genitals and have it labeled and put out on your blog before god jesus and everyone and that was just like. normal
i fucking wish i was but the generally accepted headcanon about HS trolls (i think? i was never in the fandom i was just spectating) was that they had highly variable tentacle things for crotches and it was totally acceptable to painstakingly illustrate this for your fan characters and then just post it
they were called tentabulges and i made money drawing them for people. not normal online commissions, i mean they’d pay me irl and i’d draw actual physical homesmut and give it to them right there in the real world in the college student lounge.
“braver than any US marine” doesn’t even begin to cover it
the past tense used throughout this post is awful presumptuous
disney can remove shang from the live action mulan movie but they will NEVER be able to erase the fact that in the original movie shang was clearly attracted to mulan when he thought she was a guy and is therefore bisexual
The manchineel tree looks fairly ordinary and pretty and makes fruits that look like apples, but it’s so toxic that if you stand underneath it in the rain, runoff will burn your skin. If it catches on fire the smoke can cause permanent eye and lung damage. The fruits taste sweet and alright at first with a “slight pepperiness” and then progresses to a sensation that has been compared to “your throat being torn apart,” followed by internal bleeding and a list of other possible symptoms that include the phrase “bacterial superinfection” as multiple toxic compounds ravage your entire system.
Deaths apparently ended with widespread hospital treatment but if you got lost in the woods and ate from one of these you’d be pretty screwed
The black spined iguana is apparently completely immune to all the manchineel’s various acids and poisons (because the same tree has several) and just hangs out in them while it kills everything else
“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life
this is what was happening if anyone was wondering
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