tumblr glitch that causes everyones drafts to be published at the same time
This would be like that episode of Malcolm in the middle where Malcolm reads everyone’s secrets over the intercom and no one makes fun of each other but they also don’t make eye contact with each other for the rest of the year
kakashi and iruka are both father figures but only iruka is like good at it. when a kid is upset iruka says “i understand your feelings.” kakashi says “big mood.”
beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way
i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers
i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently
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