unicornkin:

unicornkin:

I’m fucking. I forgot I used to upload art to google plus when I was 12-13 and it’s… I’m crying

This one is my favorite

update: they’re a butch/femme couple

Monster: *breathes in the direction of Sam*

Dean: *cracking knuckles* I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

rileys-universe:

until we meet again (thank you for 4000 followers!! holy heck y’all)

ATTENTION

cybrfly:

savanaugh:

double-z-the-queen:

savanaugh:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

im not doing this anymore I posted this in 2013 that’s literally half a decade a single post has ruined my life

How many blogs did you end up following?

cumulatively? about 10,000 over the years. i had two separate accounts to achieve this, as tumblr has a cap of 5000 follows allowed per account. over the years the diversity of my world was laid bare before me and i consumed so much internet content and engaged in so many awful things that i now resent humanity and plan to completely withdraw from society and live as a hermit within th next several months

op i think you should see a therapist

dapenguinninja:

w0wls:

garbage-empress:

how i drive in every video game

When you aggro the entire dungeon as your run through

Its 11:14 pm and there are tears rolling down my face. Homie just kept driving

starbuckssollux:

me: haha sans undertale

litterally any song from undertale ost: plays

me:

spatziline:

Pearl freaking out (couldn’t come up with a better title lol)

+Patreon+

thescienceofjohnlock:

bogleech:

goth-cowboy:

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way

A better way to bee

‘ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh’

tearlessrain:

bace-jeleren:

bace-jeleren:

It doesn’t matter how terrifying or monstrous or deadly you make your eldritch monster, there’s gonna be a person who hauls themselves out of the sewers to tell you that they will personally fuck it.

This post has so many notes and it’s mostly people calling out their friends for being sewer-dwelling awful cryptid fuckers and I love it. Expose them.

storm-driver:

has this been done yet