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*sits at my desk like I’m the jarl of whiterun*

Police officer: please get out of your vehicle

Me: after this song

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset
me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

reallyreallyreallytrying:

guy inspecting my bag at the airport: hmm, this bag is full of stupid garbage… looks like the owner is a dumb shitass too. arrested.

candyredterezii:

when your sexuality is validated and there are attractive people everywhere

gayaergia:

drawingguitarist:

dumb

If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind

frankoceanfanclub:

when i get a runny nose

This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

deanky:

I’M BRETAHING IN

THE CHEMICALS

reserve:

forovnix:

fbi: but it says ‘friends to lovers’ followed by ‘mutual pining’ why did you scroll past that

nsa: it’s 3AM, please only read one-shot pwps, please dear god

alwayslively05:

cacti-senpai:

harveychan:

sleepy on main

absolutely fatigued on main

Fucking exhausted on main